YSOSRS Zizou leaves on loan

YSOSRS record signing at an amazing 78 cents, Mahdi Zizou has been loaned out abruptly after a short stint at the club of a mere 3 games.

A spokesman for the club has finally made an official announcement on the latest developments of the quality playmaker after the rumour mill had gone into overdrive over the past 2 weeks about a possible bust up between the player and the gaffer.

YSOSRS Spokesman (Andre Mizouko): We are sad to announce that the player has been called up to play for his maiden club in which he already had a commitment in place before he featured for us. Thus, the man will be missing for the remainder of the season until December as he attempts to gain more experience in the ZEN league before returning to the team. YSOSRS will continue to retain rights on the player and will hope to have him back in preparation for the team's step up to the ESPZEN league next season. The club would also like to drive home the point that there was NO bust up between player and manager, with the current arrangement being purely mutual on all fronts. We await Mahdi's return to the team as we are pretty sure that after the bald headed man's retirement, the man with the mohawk is the heir apparent to the french magician and no one can float like a butterfly, and sting like a bee more than the left footed sensation.

Super Agent (Del Syafiqo): Aiya, my player... Suay lah huh. Got screw up here and there plus miscom lah dey. Dont blame him, he loves you guys. Will come back soon... And i promise i will be bring him back after i get my pockets lined up with cash BROZZZZZ. Peace yo..!

Gaffer (Sir Mok): I will be looking into the qualifications of this so called super agent and to see just how legit he is. He raised me up to the sky by announcing the signing of a superstar, but he made me cry when the superstar has to go after 3 games... I want my money back. Will suspend him for the next game unless he promises to head all the high balls in the sky for me.

And so the air has been cleared after weeks of speculation. YSOSRS would like to wish the man all da best in the upcoming season with his new-old team and that he returns sooner rather than later.

Disclaimer: The piece was written purely out of boredom. Please do not be offended. I love you guys still.