Reporter: Hi all. I am camping outside the home of Pep and is hoping for a chance to catch him for a quick interview.
*Pep just coming back from a night jog, half-naked and in his sweaty hot bod.*
Reporter: Evening Sir! Evening! Can I talk to you for a second!
*Camera focusing on the abs*
Pep: Ahem. Yes?
Reporter: Sir! Why didn’t you show up for the press conference earlier today? Are not scared of the punishment that you are likely to face from the FA?
Pep: No, I am fully focused on the upcoming matchup and see no reason to indulge in any press commitments. I am fully backed by my board for this.
Reporter: But a few days back, an official formation of your team is submitted to the press. Why is that so?
Pep: I believe that the match will be won solely with the character of my players and not with tactics. I believe in my players and I do not think that being predictable is an issue here. We all know how Barcelona will play but that doesn’t mean that Real Madrid could beat them. The most important thing is that we work using a system that is comfortable and understood by the players.
Reporter: Does that mean that you are not concerned at all by what Sufi White is coming up with on Saturday?
Pep: I cannot say that I am not worried. But on the other hand, they have a few new players coming in. They are not a finished product, but we are. We are steeped with history of beautiful football and we will always hope to emulate that, win or lose.
Reporter: Well said! *tears welling up in his eyes* So is it true that you hold a lot of respect for Mok Holloway, your master?
Pep: Of course. All his trash (without the h) (ouch.) talking has made him a cult figure in Youtube. I will certainly hope to gain as much subscribers as him outside of football.
Reporter: Who…
*Cut off by Pep*
Pep: Sorry, can the cameraman stop focusing solely on my body.
*Whacks the camera and runs off*
Reporter: Cut… Cut…
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