Reporter: Hi Sir, with the upcoming intra game on the lips of all players as well as fans involved with the club, what should we as neutrals expect from the game?
Special Two: Zee zould espect eeevvverythang. Champ-agne foodball fer surre...
Reporter: Sir, since you are so well versed in numerous languages, would you mind speaking in english for the sake of the masses out there?
Special Two: Okay okay. Sorry. Definitely a spectacle of free flowing football PLUS a whole load of thrash talking between the players during the game. This is their one and only chance to unleash their frustrations on each other. Just so you know, i just placed a $50 wager on Law laying the smack-down on HG the cockster at least once during the 80 minutes. And of course, more importantly, it would be a chance for me protege and right hand man, Pep Sheng to prove his managerial capabilities against me. NO CHANCE.
Reporter: What are the key match ups in your opinion?
Special Two: Plenty. But I'd probably say it would be me against our reigning world player of the year, Syafiqo. If he happens to lose any aerial challenges against me who stands a full head shorter, i will bench him for the next game. No questions asked.
Reporter: What is your response to the weak attempts of thrash talking by the SUFI Yellow side thus far?
Special Two: Good and bad. Good cause they seem to be showing sufficient respect for me. That i like. And they should also know that should they kick me, thats it. Bad cause I'm fearful of the pain they will bring to me on the pitch. And I'm not exactly looking forward to being over run by them. They are me players as well, and i know the quality they possess. And if they do, i will get Allan de Sar to throw the ball out of bowen sec and onto the road to end the game prematurely.
Reporter: Will you be looking to spring any surprises in the game?
Special Two: It wouldn't be a surprise if i were to reveal it now ;) (This will probably get my man, Peppy Sheng sweating under his pits now)
Reporter: Finally, any last words before the dawn of the big game?
Special Two: Yes. Can i ask who is this crazy dude sitting beside me?
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